dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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