Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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