so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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