Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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