if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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