Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Even my vagina gasped.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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