i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
whose parrot is this?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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