Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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