Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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