What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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