Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
