how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish i was in the wii world.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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