So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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