Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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