I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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