Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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