Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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