Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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