yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Michael Bay diarrhea
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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