It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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