I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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