is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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