Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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