I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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