she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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