yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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