hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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