me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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