Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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