Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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