I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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