I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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