She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
