You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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