Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You need a sexual gate keeper
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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