there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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