Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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