idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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