No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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