That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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