Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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