I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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