Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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