I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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