Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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