oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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