We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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