and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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