everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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