oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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