i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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