So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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