Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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