I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
