Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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