Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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