sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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